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Sunday, October 17, 2010

perfection is a goddamn lie, so don't ever believe it

let me list a few words i could stand to hear less often:
photographic, memory, perfect, pitch, jesus.
not because i hate what they stand for but the way people use them.
here's the surprise.
are you ready?
not everybody who thinks they have a photographic memory is right about that.
guess what else?
not everybody who "speaks for jesus" really does.
know what else?
i bet none of them do.
know what else is weird?
that the phrase "perfectly healthy" not only exists but is used so often. who has ever been perfectly healthy? no one. not one single person. everybody in this world has something going on inside them that is killing them. maybe i have said this before, and maybe i have said it a million times, but maybe that fact has something to do with the other fact that there has never been even one single person in this world who was "perfectly happy." surely they would live forever...

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